All 17 movie Reviews

Terror at Happy Valley Terror at Happy Valley

Rated 0 / 5 stars

oh my god...

....and by "against the school project rules to have a killer looking mutant" you mean, "against my retarded abilities to draw a person who didn't have stumps for arms"... Honestly, how was it "against the project rules to have a killer looking mutant?" That doesn't make sense, you drew a guy getting shot, but you couldn't draw "A killer looking mutant"... What the fuck kind of guidelines are those?! "No student may be allowed to draw a mutant who is in anyway killer looking" THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! Please, explain to me in some way how it was possibly "against the school project rules to have a killer looking mutant." If you don't I may have an anuerism and die... YES.. I already reviewed your movie under another user name.

Clock Hate Clock Hate

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Aw man

You are so fucking right.. man, I'm so ashamed I used to hate clocks in my naive first months at NG. Please forgive me chosen one.

Steve Camps 3: Blurry Steve Camps 3: Blurry

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Puddle of Mudd sucks

Eat shit you trendy "modern rock" fuckin wanna be metal head no talent ass clown.

Frank2982 responds:

Just because your weak ass flash video didn't get the Daily Feature, let alone in the Daily Top Five, doesn't mean you have to take your built up teenage angst out on me or my flash videos. So why don't you go eat some shit, you can start with your flash videos. Also, I don't listen to Puddle of Mudd, and I am not a metal head or a wanna be metal head. I like rap, so shut the hell up. The reason I picked this song is because it fits with the topic of the flash. So get your dad's dick outta your mouth/ass and stop bitching.

Fred's Destiny Fred's Destiny

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

That kicked ass real hard

Dood, you have awesome music tastes, and that was HIL-arious, you get a fuckin 5 dood. That was funny as shit, and frankly, I think shit is pretty fuckin hilarious too.

I don't like spam! I don't like spam!

Rated 0 / 5 stars

You are fuggin stoopid

Dude, you reviewed my movie and said I'm just another "lame-o" artist, then I look at you and YOU're just another lame-o artist. At least I post good shit sometimes and I've gotten portal awards, you just use the site to tell people their movies suck. I only made the Pink Floyd thing to get points another way since I met the daily points quota at 1:00 in the morning. I'm trying to get points because I use the site to post shit, not shit on other peoples posts, so I'm only a level one. And I'm better at animating than you too! Jesus, you suck, I'll never again value your opinion, you fucking "lame-o" artist

stoned-soldier responds:

Look, man. I know very well that I'm not a good flash artist. I laugh AT my own work, not with them. I make my animations in my own spare time, not all freaking day long. And I don't know if you read the little thingy at the top but it says it's FOR THE FANS OF MONTY PYTHON! Are you a fan? No? Then why are you here? Just for revenge? And it's not my fault you're a level one. I can't help it and it's not my problem. Frankly, I don't care. I loved your Pink Floyd-Eclipse animation even though I'm not a Pink Floyd fan---but only up to the point where you posted that "vote 5 and I'll give you porn". That's why I blammed it. And another thing, my opinion is just as valid as yours. Why do you think I actually took the time to respond to this? "Blam" my stuff if you want, if that IS what you really want; I don't give a rat's ass. I don't base my life around my crappy drawings like you do. Besides, your vote will hardly affect my score anyways...

Nergorb Nergorb

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Dood, Nnnice!

Shit, that was cool bro. I'm not gonna be an arrogant bitch and give you some words of advice or anything, I just thought it was cool... Aw shucks, screw it.. use IN and OUT tweening some more.. that's all, but other than that, awesome. There was really nothing wrong with it... even though I didn't understand it. Aw well, good job, 5 for you!

FUKEMON:7 bloody sins! FUKEMON:7 bloody sins!

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Dood, that sucked my woonopolis!

Meng yo, the drawings were good, but the animations sucked, and you can't script for beans and turkey. Overall though, it was SICK, and not the trendy skater "sick" which is good, I mean sick like fucking raunchy, that was over the top man, it just wasn't funny.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

whoa, YoinK... neato

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can!
I would definetly brush up on your frame by frame skills though. Anyway, I'll see you online. (I gave you high scores so you'll vote 5 on the movie I'm about to post)

Bus Stop Bus Stop

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Uh hh.. huhuhh... man..

Dood, I hate bus stops too. And that movie was cool.. it was one of those things I kept repeatedly watching.

Microdot Microdot

Rated 4 / 5 stars


Gee, I thought that would suck. I mean, even though the graphics bit wood, the story had a weird effect on me. It seems like it has some deep meaning connecting to either drugs or society.. or maybe it's just a cool story. Either way I enjoyed myself, if the graphics were a little better I'd be sold. (Hint... tween things more)